I USE ANTLERS IN ALL OF MY DECORATING!
Shot this ugly thing today. It will soon be hanging above my fireplace.

Shot this ugly thing today. It will soon be hanging above my fireplace.

I USE ANTLERS IN ALL OF MY DECORATING

I USE ANTLERS IN ALL OF MY DECORATING

My woman made me what I wanted. Serves her right.

My woman made me what I wanted. Serves her right.

Killing beasts and looking sassy

Killing beasts and looking sassy

hopethefangirl:

thegaston:

hopethefangirl:

thegaston:

hopethefangirlreblogged your photo:That boy really needs to learn to keep his HANDS…

YAY A GASTON REBLOGGED IT I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN

Well, well, well…

Oh. Hi Gaston.

You’re not Belle but…. you will do. I hear you make sandwiches?

Oh. Oh dear. Gaston, I think you’re mistaken. I’m not available for wooing, I’m afraid. I do make a mean sandwhich, but it won’t get you anywhere.

Give me the sandwich and get out.

WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH SANDWICHES. I THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD LIKE SEX OR SOMETHING MORE THAN THAT.
Anonymous

Every man enjoys sex. However, I was taught “A man’s best friend is his sandwich.” How rude would I be if I chose sex with some despicable woman over my friend, the sandwich. I came up with a solution, a solution to solve all my problems. I incorporate the sandwich in with the sex. My body is just trembling to the thought of a woman holding that soft, meaty goodness while they rub it up and down my self. I can get a little hungry after all that work of trying to please my lady. Yet, the ladies never realize how much I do for them. They won’t even make me a SANDWICH after I give them so much…. I suggest they prepare the sandwich before we take part in any foreplay, and I won’t take no for an answer.

hopethefangirl:

thegaston:

hopethefangirlreblogged your photo:That boy really needs to learn to keep his HANDS…

YAY A GASTON REBLOGGED IT I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN

Well, well, well…

Oh. Hi Gaston.

You’re not Belle but…. you will do. I hear you make sandwiches?

All you ever do is ask girls for sandwiches. I'm guessing that you think that's all they are good for, which means that you would get your sexual pleasure from men. So, are you gay?
Anonymous

I find it very pleasurable when women rub their sandwiches all over my hairy chest. However, my favourite position is the sandwich position, that is what really gets me excited.

hopethefangirl reblogged your photo: That boy really needs to learn to keep his HANDS…

YAY A GASTON REBLOGGED IT I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN

Well, well, well…

ARE YOU GAY
Anonymous

covered-with-hair:

When Belle turns away from me I’m all like

covered-with-hair:

When Belle turns away from me I’m all like

Beauty and the Beast (Broadway) - 5) Me
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